A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. $20 the bartender replies. The guy says I'll bet you my tab, double or nothing that I can bite my eye. The bartender accepts and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. $30 plus tip. He bets the bartender
he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the guy cant
have two glass eyes. The guy takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.


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