Man who is not qualified keeps pesting this taylor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job. Another employee points out to owner that they have had that suit on the rack for four years, and that it is such an ugly, green suit that nobody is interested in it. Owner: "Yes, I know. That's my way of getting rid of that pest."

Two hours later the new guy call his boss for his next assignment. The owner cannot believe it and heads down to the store to see how this fellow did it. Upon arrival he witnessed the new salesperson bleeding, scratched and his clothes torn in several places, but smiling. "Congratulations, the job is yours. Nobody has come close to selling that old, ugly, green suit. But what in the world happened to you." Salesman: "Thank you for the job. Oh, the man loved the suit. As far as my injury he had a real sensitive seeing-eye dog."

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