Two young boys were spending the night
at their grandparents.  At bedtime, the two
boys knelt beside their beds to say their
prayers when the youngest one began
praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY
FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR
A NEW VCR..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged
the younger brother and said, "Why are
you shouting your prayers?  G-d isn't deaf."

To which the little brother replied, "No, but
Grandma is!"