Q: Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter? A: He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop through its heart because steaks were too expensive.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts.

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.

Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A: Don't spook until your spooken to.

Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? A: An amoeboo!

Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night? A: By blood vessels.

Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together? A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? A: He was repossessed.

For The Kiddies

Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween? A: Twick or Tweet

Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? A: It's good for the bones

Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school? A: Spelling

Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor? A: Because he was coffin

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account? A: At a blood bank

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory

Q: Where does dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie