At the Pearly Gates Of heaven

There is a long line of applicants waiting to get into heaven one day. To relieve the boredom, St. Peter leaves a junior angel in charge at the gate,and strolls down the line chatting here and there.

He's gone about 30 feet when he stops before a married couple and says "I'm sorry, but you two can't enter". "Why not?!" demands the man angrily. "Well, you obviously love food more than God, since you married a girl named Candy" says St. Peter. Sadly, they turn away.

About 10 minutes later, he comes to another couple, and throws them out."THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!" shouts the man. "I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!!!" "That's easy", says St. Peter, "anyone who would marry a girl named Penny so you must love money more than God, and those people go to the other place."

Just about this time, three couples back in line, a man turns to his wife and says "Come on Fanny, there's NO hope for us, we might as well leave, there's no hope for us.


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