So anyway this hillbilly took his girl up to lovers peak. They sat down on a log.

After a bit Judi says to Jon, "Aren't the stars purty tonite?"

Jon says "Sure is Judi".

Judi says "Jon, aren't the moon purty tonite".

Jon says "Sure is Judi".

After a bit Judi says, "Jon, whisper something soft and mushy in my ear".

So Jon leans over and whispers "'Sheeeit'".