Things that make you say HMMMMMM

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Atheism is a non prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?


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