TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR HOME NEEDS A SPRING CLEANING

  10. Someone asked, "What died in here?" ...and you showed them.
   9. Dust on screen gives everybody comical Andy Rooney eyebrows.
   8. When you win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes,
      Ed McMahon refuses to get out of the van.
   7. The so-called "Dust Bunnies" have sharp, snapping teeth.
   6. Your house gets hit by a twister and it actually looks better.
   5. Guests take one look at your bathroom and decide to use the
      backyard.
   4. When someone from the health department rings your doorbell,
      you say, "Not again!"
   3. Every time you turn on a faucet, you hear a muffled barking
      sound.
   2. Even Robert Downey, Jr. refuses to sleep on your floor.

     and the number one Sign Your Home Needs a Spring Cleaning...

   1. You've been receiving death threats from Mr. Clean