"Homework Schedule"

Here is an explanation of the school homework
policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes
per night.  This time should be budgeted in the
following manner:

15 minutes looking for assignment.

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is
mean and just does not like children.

8 minutes in the bathroom.

10 minutes getting a snack.

7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher
never explained the assignment.

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting
for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.