#10 It's Legal To Play Hockey Proffesionally
     #9 The Puck Is Always Hard
     #8 The Protective Equipment Is Reusable, And You Don't Even Have To
     Wash It
     #7 It Lasts A Full Hour
     #6 You Know You're Finished When The Buzzer Sounds
     #5 Periods Last Only 20 Minutes
     #4 A 2-On-1 And A 3-On-1 Is Not Uncommon
     #3 You Can Count On It At Least Twice A Week
     #2 Your Parents Cheer When You Score
     #1 You Can Tell Your Friends About It Afterwards