"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25."

"Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did you husband say?"

"He said, 'Thank you'. "

In the midst of a quarrel, the wife bitterly yelles at her husband, "I was such a fool when I married you."

Retorts her husband :"That's so true. But I was in love and didn't notice."

A fella put a "wife wanted" ad in the classifieds.

The next day he received 100 responses.

They all said the same thing. "You can have mine."

A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's really finished.