A man & wife are finishing foreplay when she asks the dreaded question, "Darling would you use a condom?"

Reluctantly he leaves the bed, goes to the dresser and fetches one, and is putting it on when he sees the bedroom door open & his seven year old boy saying goodnight to his mother. (Late trip to the bathroom)

Mom has pulled the covers over her head and pretends to be sleeping. Dad with nowhere to hide falls to the floor on all fours and tries to coverup as best as he can.

The boy looks at Dad and asks, "Dad, uhh what are you doing?"

Dad says, "Ohh, ahhh, just looking for a mouse."

The child says, "Oh Cool!! When you catch him, what are you going to do, Fuck him?"