The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a plane crash over the
Atlantic Ocean. Tragically they all 
died and went to the pearly gates together St. Peter was surprised to
see them. "Oh, dear! We weren't 
expecting you and your quarters aren't ready yet. We can't take you in
and we can't send you back!" Getting an 
idea, he picked up the celestial phone and called Lucifer. "I have three
gentlemen who are ours, but their places aren't ready yet. Could you put
them up for a couple of days? I'll owe you one." The Devil reluctantly
agreed. Two days later, St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is Lucifer.
You have to come get these three guys that are 
yours. This Pope guy is forgiving everybody, the Graham fellow is saving
everybody, and Oral Roberts has 
raised enough money to buy air conditioning!"