do paperwork, I'll be a clerk,  If you have too
           many, I'll start as a janitor."
Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for
           a person with your qualifications."
Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you
           I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double
           dealing jerk!"
Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have
           a seat, we may have an opening."