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- What is the thinnest book in the world? What men know about women
- How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One...men will screw anything
- Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch
- Why don't men eat more M & M's? They are too hard to peel.
- What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50? Gifted
- What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
- How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing
- Whate the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature
- Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them
- What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
- How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares!
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know - it's never happened.
- How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
- What's a man's idea of housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
- What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home
- What did God say after he created man? I can do better than this
- What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer
- How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini
- What's the best way to force a man to do situps? Put the remote between his toes.
- How do men define a 50/50 relationship? We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle
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