Three friends were sitting around one day talking of thier husbands, and they decided that they should give the guys nicknames, You see they all were named LEROY. And the women were getting tired of just yelling Leroy and no one showing up, figuring it couldnt be THEM that was being hollared for. They decide to name them after Soda Pops.

So thier sitting and thinking...and the first lady Screams I GOTS ONE...I GOTS ONE....I am gonna call my man *Mountain Dew*...well the ladies think that is cute, but WHY Mountain Dew??? Well she says...cause he is as BIG as a Mountain...and he is always wanting to Do it....<hehe>. The second lady cries out SEVEN UP! She is going to name her man that...cause he has seven inches and he is always *up* for it. Well the ladies laugh loudly....and turn to the third woman, who is still thinking...and thinking....and finally she says she is going to call her man.............Jack Daniels! The ladies are stunned....one turns to her and says "Honey, Jack Daniels isnt a soda pop....it's a Hard Liquor". Well she smiles and says "So is my Leroy"