I HAVE A DOG NAMED CIGARETTE WHO HAS NO LEGS SO EVERY NIGHT I TAKE HIM OUT FOR A DRAG.

Did you hear about the blond who lost her money while betting on horses? She went double or nothing on the Instant Replay

How come it took a blonde 13 hours to make chocolate chip cookies?

It took her that long to peel the m&m's

The best pickup line ever- You are just like a 10 pound walleye, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

NEW DOS COMMANDS

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

why are they using lawyers in lab experiments?

The reasearchers get less attached to the lawyers and the are some thing even rats won't do.

Why did Dalhmer keep the heads in his refridgerator? Cause a Mind is a terrible thing to waste...

What did the Dick say to the condoom in the War? Cover me I'm going in!

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and Anal sex?

Clint Eastwood makes your day, Anal sex makes your whole week(hole weak).