One day little Johnny came up to his father
and asked, "Dad, where did I come from?"

Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time
his son knew the facts of life.  So, Dad told
his son how the expression of love resulted
in the beginning of life, how life developed in
the womb and finally how a child was born.
As Dad told the story, his son's eyes got
wider and wider.

When Dad was finished, his son said,
"Wow, that's really neat.  That sure beats
what Billy told me.  He said that he came
from Philadelphia."