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Three men are abducted by cannibals and thrown into a hut to await their fate. The chief tells them that they will be dealt with on a one per day basis.

The first day, one man is dragged out and presented with a choice. "Death or JoJo," says the chief. The man has no idea what JoJo is, but at least it can't be worse than death, so he accepts JoJo. Immediately, he is strapped naked to a tree face first and raped one by one by all the cannibals. Torn and bleeding, he is thrown into the hut after that, where he pleads to his companions, "Don't accept JoJo, accept death."

The second man is dragged out the second day and presented with the same choice. With his partner's condition still fresh in his mind, he is very afraid but thinks that at least the guy survived. Hence he also opts for JoJo. He gets raped again and again and is thrown back into the hut looking twice as bad as his first partner.

The third person is scared out of his wits. When asked the third day, he immediately selects death. The chief nods and passes the sentence "Death by JoJo"



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