-a guy jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling he realizes his chute is broken, now he doesn't know anthing about parachutes really, but as the earth rapidly approaches he realizes his options are limited, he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet another guy goes shooting Up past him. In desperation, our man with the chute looks up and yells, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!?!?"

The guy flying up looks down and yells, "NO, do you know anything about gas stoves?!?"