A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up in the air it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells, "You need more tail!"

The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understand women. I told her just yesterday I needed more tail and she told me to go fly a kite!"