As an instructor in driver education, I've learned that even the brightest
students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three
beginners in the car, each scheduled to drive for 30 minutes. When the first
student had completed his time, I asked him to change places with one of the
others. 
 
Gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, he asked in a shaky
voice, "Should I stop the car first?"


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A college student goes to the school therapist. During the
session, the therapist asks, "How is your sex life?"

"I have a lot of issues with sex," the student replies.

"What kind of issues?" the therapist asks.

"Oh, mostly Hustler, and Penthouse."


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