MEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED
I’m hungry. = I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy. = I’m sleepy.
I’m tired. = I’m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. Nice dress! = Nice cleavage
You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you. What’s wrong? = I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this. What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. I’m bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let’s have sex now.
I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we’d better have sex now! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before. Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
Let’s talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me. “Will you marry me?” = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.