A man was out for his morning jog and about halfway through he had to go, #2.
He looked around and decided that he would not be able to make it back to his house. He look around and saw a tree on a lawn. It was early in the morning so he decided to go on the lawn. He finished and proceeded on with his jog.

On his return trip, a lady waves to him from the house whose lawn it was he did his business.
The lady says to him, " I couldn't help but notice this morning that you have a realy nice set of balls.

Impressed the man said, "Really".

Would you like to come in for a coffee, she asked. Sure, he said.

Once in side, the lady asked to have another look at his balls, he obliged by pulling down his shorts.
"I was right she said they are really nice, would you mind if I touched one of them", again the man obliged.

Boy this is a really nice ball, the lady says, can I touch the other one. Again the man obliges.

This time the lady, with a ball in each hand, starts to stretch his balls apart and bang them together, screaming. "DON'T YOU EVER SHIT ON MY LAWN AGAIN"