The last Newfie looked nervous as St. Peter turned to him.
        "What can you tell me about Easter?"
        " Well that's the holiday that occurs in early spring. It begins

on the day Jesus was hung on a cross between two criminals and made to wear a crown of thorns. He dies and they bury him in a cave and roll a rock over the entrance to seal it. On the third day, Jesus is supposed to rise from the dead. So they roll the stone away from the cave entrance and if Jesus pops his head out it means six more weeks of winter."