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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? A: Russell And what do you call the same guy, 6 months later PETE!!!!! In the lake
Bob In a ditch
Phil Outside the door
Matt On the wall
Art
What do you call his arms and legs?
Pieces of Art!
What if he also doesn't have a tongue!? Tasteless Art! What do you call two guys with no arms/legs in the water Swimming trunks No arms, no legs, between two buildings: Ali (alley) No arms, no legs, rabbit in ass:
Warren. No arms, no legs, no head, no torso:
Dick. No arms, no legs but able to swim the English Channel: Clever Dick A woman with no arms, legs, or torso?
Muffie No feet:
Neil In your mailbox:
Bill The woman who puts him in the fireplace : Burnadette What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs? Nice tits! Left out in the sun?
Wilt Covered with cement?
Rock In your pool?
Bob In your hot tub?
Stu On your BBQ grill?
Frank What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter than the other? Eileen A Japanese woman with the same affliction? Irene What do you call her after the operation? Noleen. A couple, both with no arms & no legs, and run a butcher shop? Chuck and Patty When you throw him across a pond ?
Skip On hot asphalt?
Flip No arms, no legs, and no PELVIS??
Chester Going over a fence?
Homer In your girlfriend's lingerie drawer?
Teddy. Who every one takes a dump on?
John A guy with one arm and no legs who holds up your car? Jack A guy with no arms and legs that you use to loosen hex screws? Allen Two guys w/ no arms and no legs nailed to your spice rack? Herb and Basil. Woman w/ no arms/legs who's been force fed beans? Gail. Woman w/ no arms/ legs who's hanging from your chandelier? 1. Crystal.
2. Tifany Guy w/ no arms/legs who's upside down in the end zone? Spike. A girl with no arms and no legs, lying on a grill? PATTY! Hanging from a chain destroying buildings? Rex Covered in oil?
Derek What do you call a man, with no arms and no legs, out in the ocean? Fucked!! What do you call a woman without legs and arms? Nothing. She ain't going nowhere, so fuck the sweet talk! What do you call a woman his been run over by a bus? Pattie. What do you call a guy with two arms and two legs who floats on the water? Christopher Reeve. What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs stuck in a wall? Brad What do you call a guy with no arm and no legs in a coffee cup? Joe What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a poker table? Chip Waterskiing
Skip On a beach
Sandy Throwing up
Chuck What do you call a mexican women with both legs aputated at the knees? Cunsualo
(ed. This is my favorite) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs getting trampled on by a bunch of basketball players?
Jim. On a golf course?
Chip Sitting on a hill
Cliff Twin boys hanging over the window....
Curt 'n' Rod WOMAN with no arms & no legs: At the end of a long March
April In your dishwasher
Dawn In a fry pan
Pam (and she won't stick!) In your garden
Lilly or Violet Coming like thunder across the bay
Dawn At sunset
Eve In a hole
Peg TWO WOMEN with no arms & legs on your roof Eve's MAN with no arms & no legs: Holding drill bit in teeth
Chuck Thrown against the wall
Mark In a bottle
Pop Hit by lightening
Rod On a stage
Mike MAN with no legs, one arm and Parkinson's shaving Nick MAN with no legs, holding a chain in each hand Link No arms/no legs having epiletic fit
Humphrey Man with one leg
Tip
Man with no knee caps
Neil
Congressman with one leg and no knee caps Tip O'Neil Hit by lightening
Rod On railroad track
Spike Out of the wind
Lee On an antenna
Guy And (this is the worst I've come up with), MAN with no arms, 4/5 of one foot missing,
and half of other leg gone:
Tony! Q. What do you call a deer w/ no eye?
A. No I'deer !! Q. What do you call a deer w/ no eye, no legs? A. Still No I'deer !!! Q. What do you call a deer w/ no eye, legs or genitalia? A. Still No Fucking I'Deer !!!!
Will this list ever end? ---not if I can help it! Man - no arms/no legs in a stream:
Eddy Woman - no arms/no legs in a vase:
Rose Man - no arms/no legs on a grill:
Frank
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