A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a pair of Saran
wrap underpants.
 
"Well," says the psychiatrist, "I can clearly see your nuts."
 

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This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.  He has a hard time
walking. He is hunched over.  He goes up to the counter and says,
"Banana Split, please."

The lady at the counter replies, "Crushed nuts?"

The old man says, "No, Arthritis."


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Two women are discussing sex one woman says to the other
"when you're finished do you smoke?
the other woman says "gee, I don't know, I never looked"


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What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.