Two old ladies sitting on a bench waiting for a bus-Both are smoking, when it starts to rain. The one reaches in her purse, and pulls out a condum, cuts the end off, then slides it over her cigatette, The second says " why that is a great idea, where can I get one of those ?" The 1st. lady says down at the drug store !-The second O/L goes to drug store, and asks the Pharm. for a condum-questioning the old ladys need for a condum he asks " What size do you want ??" Oh whatever size that will fit a CAMEL !!