A little old man and a little old lady, who was hard of hearing, went for a drive one Sunday afternoon. After pulling onto the freeway a policeman pulled them over.
"Can I see your drivers license?" asked the policeman to the little old man.
"What, what did he say?" said the little old lady. "He said he wanted to see my drivers license." replied the little old man.
" I see your from Momouth, N.J." observed the policeman. "What, what did he say?" said the little old lady. "Said he sees we're from Monmouth" replied the little old man. "I use to date a girl from Monmouth", shared the policeman, "She was the worst piece of a** I ever had!"
"What, what did he say?" said the little old lady. "Said he thinks he knows you!" replied the little old man.