An older woman was doing her exercises in front of the mirror,
         admiring her figure. He husband asked her, "What are you looking
         at?"
         She said, "I'll have you know that my aerobics instructor says I
         have the chest of a 23-year-old woman!"
         "Yah, well what did he say about your 60-year-old ass?
         "Dear, you were never mentioned."