You see this young lad walks out of a store and sees and elderly man sitting on a bench crying. This young lad walks over to the man to check to see if he is O.k!

YM: Sir, are you O.K?
Old Man: Yes, it's my birthday today(and he is still crying) YM: Wow, it's a special day for you.
Old Man.: Yes it is. I'm 82 today (and still crying.) YM: Even better, you look great for your age. Old Man: Thank you, and I just got married (and he is still crying.) YM: Married!! Gee, that's great! 82 and married, wow! You've got a a whole new life ahead of you.
Old Man: I married a 25 year old.
YM: Holly Molly!! Even better.
Old Man: We have sex every day! ( he's till crying) YM: I don't even have sex everyday, you lucky person you. Old Man: Yes, I am, and I've forgoten where I lived.