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With the holidays, many of you will be eating out.  You might enjoy
one of my favorite Oriental restaurants.  (If the following doesn't
look right, try changing your font.)


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 |                   S U C    M I    P A G O D A                   |
 |                        Cuntonese  Cuisine                       |
 |                                                                 |
 |                        Owner:  One Hun Lo                       |
 |                       6969 Fellation Blvd.                      |
 |                         HENDERSON: 12698                        |
 |                             281-6969                            |
 |                                                                 |
 |         " That's Two Ate One  -  Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine "        |
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 |    A'  La  Carte                 Dinner   Combinations          |
 |    --------------                ---------------------          |
 |    ( $4.09 Each )                ( Includes Smeg Roll           |
 |                                    + Fortune Nookies  )         |
 |                                                                 |
 | 1. Cum Drop Soup              1. Goo In Hand........$9.69       |
 |   ( Fresh Every 27 Days )       ( For Those Dining Alone )      |
 |                                                                 |
 | 2. Pee Yu Platter             2. Goo Wee Chick......$6.99       |
 |   ( Clothes Pins Extra )        ( Sloppy 2nds - No Charge )     |
 |                                                                 |
 | 3. Hoo Flung Poo              3. Cum Tu Soon........$6.99       |
 |   ( Napkins + Raincoats         ( Order Early - These Go Fast ) |
 |     Will be Provided    )                                       |
 |                               4. Suc Mi Wang........$6.99       |
 | 4. Yung Poon Tang               ( Traditional Chinese Meatloaf )|
 |   ( No Take Out Orders )                                        |
 |                               5. Sum Dum Chick......$4.99       |
 |    Luncheon  Specials           ( You Get What You Pay For )    |
 |    ------------------                                           |
 |                               6. Fuc Mei Slo........$6.99       |
 | 1. Sum Yung Chick...$6.99       ( Not Available After 10PM )    |
 |   ( Different + Delicious )                                     |
 |                               7. Lik Mi Clit........$6.99       |
 | 2. Won Hung Lo.....$6.99     ( Delicious Lip-Smacking Delicacy)|
 |   ( Chinese Meatballs )                                         |
 |                               8. Cho Kon It.........$9.99       |
 | 3. Sum Dum Fuc......$9.69       ( Not For the Light Throated )  |
 | ( Same as #1 w/Extra Sauce )                                    |
 |                               9. Fuc Sum Now........$6.99       |
 | 4. Chu Sum Twat....$16.99       ( For Those in a Hurry )        |
 |   ( Parties of 3 or More )                                      |
 |                              10. Wai Tu Yung........$4.99       |
 | 5. Suc Mi Pork......$9.69       ( Not Available School Nights ) |
 |   ( Chef's Special )                                            |
 |                              11. Tung Sum Chick.....$8.99       |
 | 6. Fuc Yu Mon.......$6.69       ( A Taste Bud Tingler )         |
 |   ( Specialty of the House )                                    |
 |                              12. Gulp Sum Cum.......$9.69       |
 | 7. Why Tu Kay.......$8.49       ( Our Lo-Cal Diet Special )     |
 |   ( New Year Suplise )                                          |
 |                                                                 |
 |       " For Very Best Tung Chow, You Cum Suc Mi Pagoda "        |
 |                       PARKING IN REAR                           |
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