With the holidays, many of you will be eating out. You might enjoy
one of my favorite Oriental restaurants. (If the following doesn't
look right, try changing your font.)
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| S U C M I P A G O D A |
| Cuntonese Cuisine |
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| Owner: One Hun Lo |
| 6969 Fellation Blvd. |
| HENDERSON: 12698 |
| 281-6969 |
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| " That's Two Ate One - Sixty-Nine Sixty-Nine " |
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| A' La Carte Dinner Combinations |
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| ( $4.09 Each ) ( Includes Smeg Roll |
| + Fortune Nookies ) |
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| 1. Cum Drop Soup 1. Goo In Hand........$9.69 |
| ( Fresh Every 27 Days ) ( For Those Dining Alone ) |
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| 2. Pee Yu Platter 2. Goo Wee Chick......$6.99 |
| ( Clothes Pins Extra ) ( Sloppy 2nds - No Charge ) |
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| 3. Hoo Flung Poo 3. Cum Tu Soon........$6.99 |
| ( Napkins + Raincoats ( Order Early - These Go Fast ) |
| Will be Provided ) |
| 4. Suc Mi Wang........$6.99 |
| 4. Yung Poon Tang ( Traditional Chinese Meatloaf )|
| ( No Take Out Orders ) |
| 5. Sum Dum Chick......$4.99 |
| Luncheon Specials ( You Get What You Pay For ) |
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| 6. Fuc Mei Slo........$6.99 |
| 1. Sum Yung Chick...$6.99 ( Not Available After 10PM ) |
| ( Different + Delicious ) |
| 7. Lik Mi Clit........$6.99 |
| 2. Won Hung Lo.....$6.99 ( Delicious Lip-Smacking Delicacy)|
| ( Chinese Meatballs ) |
| 8. Cho Kon It.........$9.99 |
| 3. Sum Dum Fuc......$9.69 ( Not For the Light Throated ) |
| ( Same as #1 w/Extra Sauce ) |
| 9. Fuc Sum Now........$6.99 |
| 4. Chu Sum Twat....$16.99 ( For Those in a Hurry ) |
| ( Parties of 3 or More ) |
| 10. Wai Tu Yung........$4.99 |
| 5. Suc Mi Pork......$9.69 ( Not Available School Nights ) |
| ( Chef's Special ) |
| 11. Tung Sum Chick.....$8.99 |
| 6. Fuc Yu Mon.......$6.69 ( A Taste Bud Tingler ) |
| ( Specialty of the House ) |
| 12. Gulp Sum Cum.......$9.69 |
| 7. Why Tu Kay.......$8.49 ( Our Lo-Cal Diet Special ) |
| ( New Year Suplise ) |
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| " For Very Best Tung Chow, You Cum Suc Mi Pagoda " |
| PARKING IN REAR |
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