"10 Clues That You've Gone Overboard On Home Improvement"
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1. You've built a drive-thru car wash in the second
slot of your 2-car garage.

2. You'll use any excuse to add a new room onto
the house, including needing more space for the
newest addition to the family -- your daughter's
goldfish Buffy.

3. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level,
hydraulically-operated kitchen is "a bit overdone."

4. You've converted the standard stall shower into
a "bathing waterfall," complete with tropical plants.

5. Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room
can comfortably seat 43, and you're trying to make
arrangements with Universal for first run films.

6. Your dog has a duplex dog house out back,
even though he sleeps in bed with you every night.

7. The local building department says you can't
add a fourth floor to a house that was originally
zoned as a single level dwelling.

8. You bought and demolished your next door
neighbors house to make room for an Olympic
size swimming pool.

9. You've installed a small freight elevator going
to your attic.

10. You've built an FAA-approved helipad on your
roof.