The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and
check up on his staff.  Walking though the plant, he noticed a
young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner
angrily.

"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out
$300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a
week's pay -- now get out and don't come back!"

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has that
lazy bum been working here anyway?"

"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor.  "He was just here
to deliver a pizza!"