A married couple retire to their hotel room on their wedding night. The man, who is much larger than the petite woman, takes off his pants and throws them over to his wife, saying "Put these on."

The woman replies "but they are too big for me..." "put them on anyway "
She puts them on, they fall down, and she says "I can't fit into these..." He Replies "That's right, now just remember who wears the pants in this family"

The woman then takes off her panties and throws them over to her husband, saying "Put these on."

He looks at them and says "I can't get into these..." She replies "Yes, that's right. And you won't be able to in the future unless you change your attitude!"