The husband of a newlywed couple is trying to figure out what to get his wife for Xmas. Jewelry, cd's, clothes it's all the same thinks the husband, too boring. So he decides to get her a pet. He goes to the nearest pet store but doesen't know what he's really looking for. Dogs, cats, hamsters etc.. Just not we he thinks his wife would like. While he continues to shop around he could hear someone singing Xmas carols toward the back of the store. He finally gets curious and decides to see who is singing. He sees know one, but a cute little bird. It turns out that the bird was the one singing. He immediatley calls the clerk over and says " I got to have this bird". The clerk says no problem and decides to show the man a little trick with the bird. " If you hold a lit match underneath the right wing the bird will sing Jingle Bells ", says the clerk. " And if you hold a lit match underneath the leftwing the bird will sing Silent Night." The man, so excited, pays the clerk grabs the bird and rushes home. He calls to his wife and tells her that her gift can't wait until christmas. The husband shows her the bird and she is excited and kisses her husband. " Thanks honey, it's the cutest thing I've ever seen", says the wife " will name it Chest after Chester your uncle. " That's not all dear watch this" says the husband. The husband lights a match and places it under the right wing. The bird starts to sing Jingle bells. Then under the left wing the bird sings Silent Night. The Newlyweds were so excited that when they went to hug the husband dropped the still lit match underneath the bird. All of a sudden they heard "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"