Members of different nations discussed the happiest day of their lives. The Frenchman said that the happiest day of his live would be when he meets a pretty young lady, who will become his lover, would be always nice to him, be available day or night... The American said, that it would be when he inherits his family business. And after making successful strategic changes in his organization, the stock value of the company raises five points on a market.
And than the Russian said: "When I hear heavy kicking to my doors at 3:00 am." "Petrov?!"
"No, next floor!"