YOU'RE SO POOR:
 
If your father didn't cut holes in your pockets at Christmas, you
wouldn't have anything to play with.
 
People from the church would run over animals in front of your house
to help with food.
 
Beggars give you money.
 
You don't have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of.
 
Someone saw you kicking a can down the street, and when asked what
you were doing you said, "moving".
 
You can't afford to pay attention
 
A guy walked into your house, stepped on a cigarette and your mom
yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
 
Your parents got married for the rice.
 
I saw your mom walking down the street with one shoe, I said, "Hey,
you lost a shoe." she said, No, I found one.
 
When you asked what was for dinner your mom put her foot on the table
and said corn.
 
You live in a 2 story cracker jack box.
 
Someone rang your doorbell and you had to yell "Ding Dong!" out the
window.
 
When someone asks where the bathroom is, your mom says "pick a
corner...any corner.
 
You have to fart to get a scent (cent).
 
You go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
 
You buy an imitation of a fake Rolex.
 
Burglars bring things to you.