Points to Ponder
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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

I found the best way to get rid of a telemarketer. Ask them what they are 
wearing.

Why is it when snooty department stores put their Christmas decorations out 
just after the 4th of July, it's "elegant foresight," but when I leave my 
Christmas lights up until April, my neighbors
just think I'm tacky?

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay 
Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little 
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea . . . does that mean that 1
person in 5 enjoys it?