BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
        BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
        BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
        BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
        CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
        CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
        TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
        CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
        DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
        DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
        FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
        HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
        HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
        INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
        KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
        MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
        MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
        MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
        MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
        NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
        ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
        ROM - Where the pope lives
        SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
        SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
        SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
        SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear