A small boy walked into a men's room. He saw a sailor in full dress uniform. The little boy got really excited, and asked the sailor, "Are you a REAL Sailor???"

The sailor replied, "Why, yes, son, I am. Would you like to wear my hat?"

The little boy said, "Yes!!" and put on the hat. A Marine entered the bathroom. The little boy, very excitedly asked, "Mister, Mister, are you a REAL Marine???"

The Marine answered, "Yes, son, I am! Why, do you wanta suck my dick?"

The little boy exclaimed, "I'm not a real Sailor! I'm just wearing the hat!!!"