Larry the Lobster and sand crab were some fantastic musicians on the
disco circuit. They jammed for many years till one night, after a gig and a
few beers, they stepped out of a club and were run down and killed by a
Mack truck. Larry the Lobster goes to heaven and sand crab goes to hell.
One day Larry says to St. Peter, "I sure miss my old buddy Sam, I hear he
has his own disco down there. Do you think I could go visit him and jam
some, just one more time?" St. Peter says, "I think you can have a one
time, one-evening pass to Hell to jam with sand crab."
Larry is elated and asks St. Peter for an instrument. "All we have in
Heaven are harps," he says. Larry the Lobster shrugs and says, "That will
just have to do!"
So Larry goes off to hell and has a fantastic time. He and Sam jam all
night, just like the old days. When he comes back and sees St. Peter, he
thanks him profusely for the pass. But St. Peter just looks at Larry funny
and asks him, "Aren't you forgetting something?" Larry thinks for a second,
then smacks his forehead and says ...


"I left my harp in Sand Crabs Disco."