Q. Why don't blind people go skydiving?

1. It scares the shit out of their dogs.

What do you get when you cross an onion and a donkey?

Most of the time you only get an onion with long floppy ears.

But E V E R Y N O W A N D T H E N you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!

Q: What is 6 feet long and smells like urine?

1. A line dance at a nursing home