This guy gets arrested and sent to jail. His cellmate tells him he will like jail, here's why.
Cellmate: "you like church?"
Newguy: "its ok"
Cellmate: "on Sundays we get to go to church, you gonna like Sundays" Newguy: "I guess"
Cellmate: "You like basketball"
Newguy: "Yea, I like basketball"
Cellmate: " You gonna like Mondays, on Mondays we play basketball" Cellmate: "You like baseball?"
Newguy: "yes"
Cellmate: "On Tuesdays we play baseball except when it rains, then we

play cards - you like cards"
Newguy: "yea"
Cellmate: "You like sex?"
Newguy: "yes"
Cellmate; "you like sex with women or men" Newguy: "Women"
Cellmate: " you no like sex with men"
Newguy: "NO"
Cellmate: "you not gonna like Wednesdays"