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PLUMBER's daughter -- but she sure gave my heart a wrench. STABLEMAN'S daughter -- but she handled all the horse manure. HACKER'S daughter - but all her bits were in their proper arrays. BUTCHER'S daughter - but she could REALLY pack Salami! GYNECOLOGIST'S daughter - but she could sure play her vulva! STOCKBROKER'S daughter - but she could really ride the BULLS! TAXI DRIVER'S daughter - but she knew how to keep your meter running ACCOUNTANT'S daughter - but she sure knew how to keep her BOTTOM line profitable.
FARMER'S daughter - but she knew her carrots from her carats! FURRIER'S daughter - but she knew how to produce minks! PROGRAMMER'S daughter - but she sure knew her 1's from her 0's! SHEEP FARMER'S daughter - but she sure knew how to fleece her flock! PREACHER'S daughter - but she sure knew how to fleece her flock! FISHMONGER'S daughter - she had crabs on her place, poor soul. ELECTRICIAN'S daughter - but she had all the right connections. COAL MINER'S daughter - but she had a mine of her own. MARINE COLONEL'S daughter - but she was rotten to the corps. ARTIST'S daughter - but she knew where to draw the line. BUS DRIVER'S daughter - but she knew where to get off. ARCHITECT'S daughter - but she knew all the angles. FISHERMAN'S daughter - but when she saw my rod she reeled.



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