Man walks into a bar, slap's down a twenty dollar bills and asks the barkeep to keep the shots coming. He just found out that his father was a gay. Week later, the same man comes in, slaps down another twenty and asks the barkeep to keep the shots coming. He just found out his brother was gay. Another week passes, the same man stomps in, infuriated. Slaps down a twenty. "You know the drill," he tells the barkeep. The barkeep shakes his head in disbelief. "Say," he mutters, "doesn't anyone in your family sleep with women?" "Yeah," says the unfortunate fellow, "My wife!"