"Great Signs"
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On a ski lift in Taos, NM:
'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'

Official sign near door:  Door Alarmed.
Handprinted sign nearby:  Window frightened.

HEY, Life is still not fair for the guys
Found in a restaurant in England:
Guys:  No shirt, No service
Girls: No shirt, No charge

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus
     (translation of the Greek):
'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'

Two signs found on top of one another in a
country kitchen several years ago:
    restrooms
     <-----
    Please wait for hostess to seat you.

Sign in front of church in Montpelier, VT:
Bingo Friday night at 8:00pm
Quickies Thursday at 7:30pm.

Seen in a health food store_
"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with
an organic carrot."

"Children left unattended will be towed at
parents expense."

I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant:
the sign read:  Women are not served here...
You have to bring your own.