TOP 10 REASONS SKIING IS BETTER THAN SEX...

     10.    CHOICE OF DAY OR NIGHT
      9.    YOU PAY ONCE TO GO UP AND DOWN ALL DAY
      8.    SKIS ARE ALWAYS HARD
      7.    YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF EXPERT OR BEGINNER
      6.    YOU ALWAYS GET PICKED UP WHEN IN LINE
      5.    LUBRICANT LASTS FOR DAYS
      4.    VERTICAL IS BETTER THAN HORIZONTAL
      3.    YOU CAN RIDE MORE THAN 2 MOUNDS AT A TIME
      2.    LESSONS ARE AVAILABLE
      1.    ABUNDANCE OF VIRGIN TERRITORY