The Law

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five 
items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will 
forget two of the first five.

* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the 
corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your 
taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.

* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to 
be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will 
soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home 
from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go 
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking 
lot.