A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the maitre'd
there will be at least a twenty minute wait and would he like to
wait in tthe bar. He goes into the bar and the bartender says,
"What'll it be?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and
says, "Once upon time were *four* little pigs..."